A married Couple, of Course!
The Wife: “Darling, tell me something sweet on our journey to the moon”
The Husband: “Honey, you rather say…..”
The Wife: “O,,,darling, I can feel you deep and long even in my throat!”
The Husband: “oh NO!,,,honey, that is your small intestine!” eeEEHh!
The Wife: Honey, I want to lose weight.
The Husband: Darling, why this sudden idea?
The Wife: I don’t feel good at myself looking in the mirror anymore!
The Husband: Feel good, darling. For that’s how the devil turn you down the years!
The Wife: Its all because of you – you big fat ugly Devil !!
The Wife: I don’t have that good figure like before!
The Husband: Its understandable!
The Wife: What?
The Husband: We are married and already have 3 kids!
The Wife: I never ever really really marry you! (so sad!)
The Wife: I want a divorce!
The Husband: darling, WHY?
The Wife: we are incompatible as hell!
The Husband: darling, just shed your Hitler Mentality and things will be just fine!
The Woman: doctor, do I have to join Gym to lose weight?
The Doctor: do you take pills?
The Woman: I never thought of that!
The Doctor: take pills –having loose motion is the best way to loose weight!
The Wife: honey, that was a great outing we had with our kids!
The Husband: yeah, yeah, darling.
The Wife: honey, we need to fill gas in our car, again.
The Husband: What the Fu_k!! hah!